Sneetch Beach

Sneetch Beach is a lovely place to spend a vacation. The tourist is greeted by an expanse of pink sand, and this beach the only place where such a curiosity exists in such quantity. The beaches are surrounded by an eye-catching vista of high-peaked green hills. Also, a beach umbrella is not a necessity, because the flora consists of large, red umbrella-shaped trees that grow in quantity.

A typical view of the beach

After taking a dip in the blue waters of Sneetch Beach, vacationers frequently engage in one of the many activities. Ball-tossing is a popular past-time, as are the nightly wienie roasts. Moping and doping, once a common entertainment, has been discontinued.

Visitors are invited to enjoy the delights of a day at the seaside in the company of these curious creatures. The Sneetches are pear-shaped creatures covered in yellow fur. They have long necks and goose-like heads. Their language is a dialect of English spoken entirely in rhyme. Linguists are still at a loss to explain this phenomenon, but there appears to be an environmental factor, because visitors who stay for any length of time soon find themselves thinking in these melodic rhyming couplets.

Once an exclusive resort community, Sneetch Beach has been recently integrated after a prolonged fight.

Two varieties of Sneetches exist. Some, with stars on their bellies, were once the dominant class and had once had exclusive right to use the beach. The others, without stars on thars were subjugated to a second class role. 

Fortunately, this can't happen here.

This was before a clever tattoo artist appeared, and began drawing stars on everybody’s belly, which led to a brief mania for belly stars. At this point, Sneetches decided to have their stars removed, to reassert the status quo. It soon was impossible to tell who was “supposed” to have stars and who was not. It was this confusion that led to the relaxing of the Sneetch discrimination laws.

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