Saturday, June 23, 2012

United States of America: Democrats’ Version



 Foreign visitors to this country are always amazed at the happiness of the citizens of this modern utopia. The United States is a nation of hard-working, industrious people who work to live rather than live to work.
          
It was a masterpiece of modern politics that led to this state of bliss. Governments of every level—local, state and federal--have found a way to cooperate seamlessly to provide the most efficient level of services possible. All citizens pay their fair share of taxes, but all receive their fair share in return.

The NBA champion Chicago Share-and-Cares
          
Because political, social and economic injustices have been eliminated, crime is almost non-existent and the streets are safe to walk at all hours of the day and night.
         
Visitors all also struck by how clean the cities are. The United States was the first industrial country to achieve complete energy independence, and did so by switching entirely to wind, solar and hydroelectric power. This achievement led directly to the gas-for-electric car exchange, and now the cities are completely smog free.

The Presidential Limousine

It seems that there is a holiday every week in The United States, as the whole country takes a day off to celebrate the heritage and traditions of each of its ethnic and religious groups. Even casual tourists will find themselves participating in festivals at almost every stop.
          
Tourists who wish to travel across The United States are recommended to use the wide-spread and efficient public transportation system. It’s fully subsidized, so a ride anywhere—either within a city or cross-country—is absolutely free. 

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