Planet Porno

Planet Porno

This planet goes by several names: The locals call it “Erotica” or “Adulfilm.” It is also popularly known as “Wax-tack.” By any name, Planet Porno is a fascinating cultural destination, and people have been traveling there for as long as civilization has existed.

Life for the humanoid creatures on Planet Porno revolves around one activity: sexual intercourse. This one act, vigorously performed, is used as a form of greeting, a means of communication, an act of aggression and replaces every form of social interaction except actual mating. Actual Pornite reproduction and social development remain a mystery to science. Another mystery is the purpose of this constant coitus; to judge from the facial expressions and the general demeanor of the participants, it does not seem to yield any true pleasure, despite the awkward similarities to the human sexual response.

Due to the reduced gravity on Porno, secondary sexual characteristics seem highly exaggerated. There are cases when the breast-like appendages of the females appear to float just below the neck-line.

Although most people will deny ever having been there, and react with disgust at the idea, Porno is one of the most popular tourist destinations today. Bookings for hotel and condo rentals on the planet need not be made in advance. Although there are many who are eager to visit, accommodations can be had at a moment’s notice and for little or no charge. Those who wish for specialized tours may find their needs to be more expensive. 

Tourists usually use an assumed name and it is customary for the booking agents not to ask for identification. Physical exhaustion is a real medical problem on Porno, so visitors are advised to only take short visits. One final warning, although tourists who arrive here are excited and sexually titillated even before they pass through customs, there are atmospheric components that soon cause mild depression and shame.